Has anyone seen my toothpaste?

Excuse my recent absence from this site. (Or maybe you reveled in it. If so, don’t feel compelled to tell me. I’m fragile, you know.) Moving a household is a time-consuming, stress-inducing pastime. Eight days ago, I was living in a 2,600-square-foot home. Today, I’m hunkered down in a 900-square-foot rented condo, one bedroom of which has been converted to an in situ storage facility. The result is many conversations like this:

“Where’s the toothpaste?”

“In one of the boxes in the storage room.”

[Pause]

“I’m going to the drugstore.”

But there’s celebration to be found in this circumstance: After two years on the market, my home finally belongs to someone else. It feels good — as long as I don’t dwell on how much money I lost in the process. Good thing WAW provides a fine income.

Oops. Strike that last thought. Turns out I don’t make a dime doing this. I’d write more, but I have to go dig for toothpaste now. I can’t afford to be throwing cash around the drugstore.

4 Responses to “Has anyone seen my toothpaste?”

  1. Sheila Says:

    Regardless of the circumstances, congratulations on the sale of your home. (finally!)

  2. Dee Says:

    Glad it’s finally sold, Dan.

    I was hoping that was the reason for your absence. Excuse accepted!

  3. Doug Says:

    Dan, downsizing your life can be an extremely liberating experience once you decide what stuff you don’t really need.

  4. Tom Says:

    And I thought your first post back would be about A.C. Snow stealing your thunder:

    http://www.newsobserver.com/life/columnists_blogs/snow/story/123307.html

    Check out the ‘A word to be avoided’ section.

    Tom