Gone fishin’

I’ll be back Wednesday with the usual offerings. Peace out.

3 Responses to “Gone fishin’”

  1. Core Conservative Says:

    I went fishing in a little row boat last weekend. I was trying to get my handkerchief out of my back pocket when my wallet fell out and into the water.

    As my wallet started to sink, a carp swam up and bit down, grabbing a corner of it. A second later, another carp joined the first and bit down on another corner. In a moment, they were joined by two more carp, who each grabbed the remaining wallet corners.

    I was stunned and amazed. Imagine… I was the first man ever to see …. carp-to-carp walleting.

  2. I.C. Says:

    Please hurry back, Dan….

  3. John Says:

    Core Con,
    Did you get your wallet back? I hope so. It’s a real pain in the ass replacing your driver’s license and credit cards. And the pictures of your wife and mistress may be irreplaceable.

    F’ing carps.