Comments on: Unlike the butler, the owl didn’t do it http://gearino.com/index.php/2008/05/28/unlike-the-butler-the-owl-didnt-do-it/ Just another WordPress weblog Fri, 18 May 2012 23:44:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: John http://gearino.com/index.php/2008/05/28/unlike-the-butler-the-owl-didnt-do-it/#comment-2549 Thu, 29 May 2008 16:23:08 +0000 http://gearino.com/index.php/2008/05/28/unlike-the-butler-the-owl-didnt-do-it/#comment-2549 Not to make light of this poor woman's demise, but she was murdered with a fireplace poker on the stairwell? What is this, a game of CLUE? Did the cop's investigation include confirming Milton Bradley's whereabouts when the crime occurred? And here's yet another guy named Peterson (Petersen) who can't settle disputes with his spouse without getting all homicidal and everything. Allegedly. This Pollard guy could be on to something. Have you Dan, ever been buzzed by an enraged skreech owl, or smacked upside the head with the business end of a fancy fireplace poker while attired in a strapless evening gown? Furthermore, could you discern the difference between the wounds inflicted by either? And how did you manage to hold up a strapless evening gown anyway? Not to make light of this poor woman’s demise, but she was murdered with a fireplace poker on the stairwell? What is this, a game of CLUE? Did the cop’s investigation include confirming Milton Bradley’s whereabouts when the crime occurred?

And here’s yet another guy named Peterson (Petersen) who can’t settle disputes with his spouse without getting all homicidal and everything. Allegedly.

This Pollard guy could be on to something. Have you Dan, ever been buzzed by an enraged skreech owl, or smacked upside the head with the business end of a fancy fireplace poker while attired in a strapless evening gown? Furthermore, could you discern the difference between the wounds inflicted by either? And how did you manage to hold up a strapless evening gown anyway?

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