Comments on: Sickest. Person. Ever. http://gearino.com/index.php/2008/01/02/sickest-person-ever/ Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:14:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: John http://gearino.com/index.php/2008/01/02/sickest-person-ever/#comment-793 Thu, 03 Jan 2008 17:48:58 +0000 http://gearino.com/index.php/2008/01/02/sickest-person-ever/#comment-793 Grow an appendage, Gearino. You think you're the only guy in America who got felled by a bout of holiday squirts? Happens all the time. Comes with the season, dude. Slug down a triple-dose of Pepto and move on. No pun intended. Don't forget to wipe your mouth or you'll be walking around all day with pink lips. And, by "appendage" of course I'm referring to "that certain part of the male anatomy". Got that tactful descriptive from an Extenze Male Enhancement infomercial. Some guy purporting to be a doctor used it. He was wearing a lab coat. He looked like a doctor. But if he really was what he claimed, why didn't he just say p----s? Now I get it. P----s is kinda hard to say out loud. That is what he was talking about, right? Maybe he means Adam's apple. Women don't have one of those do they? Or maybe he's referring to the extra rib. In all seriousness, I hope you feel better Dan (wuss). Grow an appendage, Gearino. You think you’re the only guy in America who got felled by a bout of holiday squirts? Happens all the time. Comes with the season, dude. Slug down a triple-dose of Pepto and move on. No pun intended. Don’t forget to wipe your mouth or you’ll be walking around all day with pink lips.

And, by “appendage” of course I’m referring to “that certain part of the male anatomy”. Got that tactful descriptive from an Extenze Male Enhancement infomercial. Some guy purporting to be a doctor used it. He was wearing a lab coat. He looked like a doctor. But if he really was what he claimed, why didn’t he just say p—-s?

Now I get it. P—-s is kinda hard to say out loud. That is what he was talking about, right? Maybe he means Adam’s apple. Women don’t have one of those do they? Or maybe he’s referring to the extra rib.

In all seriousness, I hope you feel better Dan (wuss).

]]> by: Judy Davis http://gearino.com/index.php/2008/01/02/sickest-person-ever/#comment-787 Wed, 02 Jan 2008 21:32:59 +0000 http://gearino.com/index.php/2008/01/02/sickest-person-ever/#comment-787 You poor thing! Are you right sure it wasn't food poisoning? Seven of us came down with food poisoning Thanksgiving and for a time there I was afraid I wasn't going to die and get it over with. I hope your bed was close to your toilet as mine was. Sympathetic Judy You poor thing! Are you right sure it wasn’t food poisoning? Seven of us came down with food poisoning Thanksgiving and for a time there I was afraid I wasn’t going to die and get it over with. I hope your bed was close to your toilet as mine was. Sympathetic Judy

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